It should only take me 15 minutes tops to blow dry my hair in the morning.
It usually takes 30. Why? Because I have to stop and answer the phone.
Wait, I thought I heard the phone ring. Wasn't that the phone?
No missed call. Back to drying.
Okay, THAT'S the phone now. Stop drying. Nope, it's not ringing.
I hear it again. I ignore it because I know there is no one calling me ... the phone is now on the counter in the bathroom with me.
But wait. Did I just hear the door bell?
I discovered just after a hot shower, when my face is all warm and steamy, I can take a charge card and scrape it along my chin and forehead and really clear out the pores. Gross I know, but it works. BTW, I'm one of those types that makes a mess of her face cleaning things up that aren't even there.
So I am doing this and I scraped a bit too much this morning, on my chin. It looked like a rug burn. A rug burn without the fun that could possibly go along with chin rug burns. Thankfully, a cold compress and face powder made it go away before I left for work.
Oh be quiet, you know you are going to try the charge card thing. Especially since it works!
And while I am feeling like "Rosanne Roseannadana" with my grossness.
Do you cut your nose hairs? Have you ever REALLY looked ... in a magnified mirror girl? Well, I do and have for a couple years now. And this morning, damn, I cut myself. But, at least I have no nose hair.
And I bet ya'll though I was lady like!
(I am, but just in public)