Well, that happened to me last night.
I think I will just skip anymore writing, because I am as much speechless as I am full of comments!
Here's what I found in part.
There were some I couldn't bring myself to post.
Judgment Time?
Lonely Guys Moment?
Mick Jagger ... probably not.
Ahhh, mood lights.
Gothic Wiz
Payback for rulers across the knuckles?
Know when to hold 'em ...
Scare the piss out of the kid!
For the guy in touch with his inner b*tch?
And for the competitive sportsman ...
* The 1-3-5- rule is used by men in the restroom to allow space between each other. Never stand next to someone, if you can't stand 1-3-5 ... grab a stall.
17 comments:
A work collegue went to a toilet that had big plasma screen televisions showing sports shows. So he stood for ages watching as did everyone else. Kind of strange to think of standing around with your willy in hand watching television in the hotel toilet. These urinals you have pictures of look rather hard to clean...that's me being practical.
I'm not a guy, but I think if I were I'd have serious performance anxiety trying to use some of those!
Linda: Plasma ... now there's a sure way to create a line in men's rooms.
Robin: LOL, I thought the exact same thing as I was saving those pics ... I'd have stage fright.
Also definitely grab a semi private stall if you intend to tap your right foot....right? (Gosh thanks again to Senator Craig...you are an endless source of amusement now that you have brought the gay hook up world into the living rooms of boring ordinary Americans!)
Don't get me started on bathroom etiquette :)
Funny. My son would really like the last one.
Unfortunately I can't use urinals. My enormous wang hangs too low.
I...I...there's a clown to pee in. A. Clown. Look, the religious one was all kinds a cute and amusing, along with the suit cards (I'm assuming that was in Vegas?), but a clown? Thank god I have to sit down to pee, and how often do you hear a woman say that? Considering you usually have to clean up after the last chick that used it, but...dude. A clown that looks like he'd bite your peemaker off. Heck no. I'd run.
Just a wee bit frightening
xx
pinks
In addition to 1-3-5, don't forget to keep your eyes straight ahead and no talking about anything except sports and hot waitresses.
Jess: I think that one is for kids?!?!?! Clowns always did scare me.
Delmer: Or just silence, lol
Too funny, ok just curious, what were you searching to start with? Can totally relate to discript of ending up on so many unrelated sites to an original search.
But, but....boys still have outie peemakers! *shudders* I'd be like "Peace out. I'm heading to the bush outside the door." *shudders* You don't pee in clowns. You kill them with fire.
Wow, those are funny! I'm hoping that most of them are just artist renderings and not real.... but you never know. I think of men's rooms as kind of scary places, but more because of hygeine reasons and less because of the actual DESIGN of the urinal
(oh, and Michigan? I grew up in Michigan!)
maypole: Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Yes, those are real ... I found some on a site dedicated to urinals from around the world. Some were not suitable in my opinion to post, strange eh? All I ever want in a public restroom is for it to be clean, lol
I live in northern Oakland County =)
I'm glad they haven't carried that concept over to toilets because there are more than a few of those I'd be downright scared to sit on.
Check out these:
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html
and
http://www.icbe.org/icbe.shtml
or just google "urinal etiquette".
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