If you just so happen to be eating shrimp alfredo fettuccine
and can't finish it,
and can't finish it,
do not,
I repeat DO NOT allow this
or this
to finish it for you.
I repeat DO NOT allow this
or this
to finish it for you.
The next morning, while sitting on the couch, one sitting on either side of you, you will become W I D E awake and will not need to curl your hair for the day. You will bolt off the couch at a speed unmeasurable to mankind.
The double whammy of gas, motivated me to get showered and out of the house this morning ASAP. I can only imagine what I'll come home too. First, I'll be stopping at the store for industrial strength air freshener.
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Oh, dear. Yet another reason I'm glad we don't have pets. Good luck with the fallout!
Dogs. Little boys.
Pretty much the same result in most situations.
Might I suggest FaBreeze air freshener, the lavender one..it works great on odoriferous atmospheres.
Hmmm...might the dogs be thinking the same thing? (the pantry, lol.)
Too funny (??). I took my morning break today and then came back to my desk only to smell a sewer. I immediately instant messaged *Jeff* because he's notorious. He said it wasn't him. Several other folks were in meetings, which left only one other culprit. *David*, or gramps as I like to call him.
*Weeeeeeee* I made the Latte list. Can I have mine with Amaretto please?
Dog farts are the worst!!
Oh. Dear. Perhaps you should invest in some plastic leftie containers. Dogs never even seem bothered by their own stench!
Ellie
Mine likes to belch. Better alternative.
I used to know a woman that stated..."I don't need a man, I've Bo,(A Cocker Spaniel)He farts, belches, and hogs the sheets...I thought you might appreciate that one...
shrimp fettucine alfredo? you had leftovers?
snirk.
LOL keep I'll keep that in mind.
Our puppy does this all the time, without the help of fettucine or shrimp......
My buddy's dog let go with something once that made my eyes tear. I don't know what the dog had been eating.
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