Saturday, February 14, 2009

Nancy likes to.....

Ree, The Hotfessional, tagged me for this bazaar google game on Facebook, but my oh my it was so funny/goofy/true (kinda) ... I had to post it.

Google Game: Go to Google and type in quotation marks your name and then "likes to" (ex. "Steve likes to"). Type in the first ten things that come up and repost in your own note.

1. Nancy likes to fook with me. (Who's this me character?)

2. Nancy likes to watch Deal or No Deal while she's having sex. (This is funnier than you think, and no, we won't go there)

3. Nancy likes to shop's professional profile on LinkedIn. (Oh, you can't call it trolling on LinkenIn? It's now shopping?)

4. Nancy likes to knit. (Ummm, no)

5. Nancy likes to golf? (Ummmm, sure, meet me at the 19th hole)

6. Nancy likes to do her own thing. (I'll do other's things too, but not on the first date)

7. Nancy likes to indulge in her hobbies of science fiction art.(Indulge in the arts of Ben & Jerry's maybe)

8. Nancy likes to kick butt, and then humiliate the female by stepping on her face. (I think that's called role play)

9. Nancy likes to accessorize herself with sparkles and glitter.(And tiara's)

10.Nancy likes to daydream and is apt to have many wishes and illusions that rarely have a chance to materialize. (Maybe I need to lower my expectations)

I went right down the line. These were the first 10 ... unbelievable!

If you decide to do this, please let me know so I can read it.


Ree said...

Too too funny! And your comments only made them better.

delmer said...

So you don't have to click over to my blog, I'll put my entire list here:

"Delmer likes to brag that there is only one way to get a child this size. And that’s with superior labor coaching."

Yep. "Delmer likes to" returns one hit.

Michael said...

"Michael likes to" took a NC17 rating right from the get go. I'll have to pass.

Karin said...

I agree with Ree: Your comments are hysterical. The watching "Deal or No Deal" while having sex thing strikes me as rather strange, though, on many different levels....

Nancy said...

KEG: Nah, I don't watch Deal or No Deal ... I was joking re:Don looks like Howie and that's the character he was last Halloween. There's a pic/post back somewhere in my archives.

Mik said...

Here via Delmer's blog, I will do this meme for my blog for later this week, interesting to see the results.

Tiff said...

Well, I guess this is a good way to tell if your name is popular with Porn stars. 6 out of ten for me were completely x-rated (and thus laughably far fetched) but the following four are slightly imagineable if not fairly accurate:

1. Tiffany likes to meet with families first to find out their family needs, employment location, commute time, schools, and more. ...
2. Tiffany likes to have 2 “Breads” in her mouth.
3. Tiffany likes to be well dressed and groomed but needs assistance caring for her belongings. She needs some help as well with her day-to-day ...
4. Tiffany likes to commit petty crimes, such as: vandalism, shoplifting, public intoxication, streaking, and belching during church services.

That last one's from my actual facebook profile.


Thomas said...

I did it on my blog. Tho I had to skip the first one about Magnum PI cause it would only take me to an MSN page.