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Thursday, July 24, 2008

That took balls ...

... or was it guts?


What's the difference?

"That took Guts"
vs
"That took Balls"

Guts:

Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls:

Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume, beer, and with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the azz and having the balls to say "You're next."

Either way dude, you're spent!

17 comments:

John said...

I love it when you talk dirty Marie Millard (it's my favorite don'tcha know ; )

My favorite "balls" line from a fairly bad movie:

Rip Torn to Charlie Sheen in "Beyond the Law" -

"you got balls that clank!"

Jennie said...

Heh, it takes balls, because they'd be removed if Mr. Clairol ever said that to me.

Audubon Ron said...

Add me up for neither.

I KNOW NOTHINGK!
I SAY NOTHINGK!
I GIVE NOTHINGK!

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Whit said...

Have you been talking to my wife?

I saw a movie recently, can't recall which one, where the guys says, "he's got balls the size of my balls." Thought that was pretty funny.

Mrs. G. said...

All this ball talk! I'm going to have to go stand in front of the freezer.

Beth said...

LOL!!!! We talk about balls all the time in my house....boys, ya know.

Katelin said...

haha that's awesome. and i love that you used a picture of homer.

jennyonthespot said...

AHhahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! That's funny! Like you said, "Either way dud, you're spent!" True That!

Greg C said...

We refer to them as "the boys" in our house.

I am always amazed when I call someone's house at 2 am to call someone into work and the wife answers and says: He isn't home and I don't know where he is. If I am not home at 2 am and my wife doesn't know where I am I better not come home.

Karin said...

Guts, balls---in these cases, I'd just call it Stupid! Neither scenario would be popular at my house.....I'm curious as to what prompted this amusing train of thought?? Did I miss something?

Jen M. said...

Mmmm. Balls.

Maddy said...

Huh! Yes indeed!
Cheers

Lu said...

that was too funny...i would go with the balls!

Kellan said...

How funny!

Hope you have a great weekend, Nancy - see you soon - Kellan

Sherry said...

Either way, as they say "in the old ball game..." ~ "you're out"!!!

dkuroiwa said...

In our house of only boys, balls are also referred to as "your boys"....and if my hub came in like either one of those situations...his "boys"...would be mine...and not in a good way!!

Dr Zibbs said...

That second comment is a classic. And nay I add that you're really pretty?