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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Note to Caitlin:

"It's OK, I understand, really I do ... no its' OK, sure go ahead, kick those muddy boots off onto my cream colored carpet, I DO understand. Oh don't worry about the sticky orange juice you just spilled on the kitchen floor because your arms are flying in the air as you rant about how dumb guys are. Go right ahead, drop F bombs as you really are the only female in the world that suffers from cramps."

"I confess, it must be me that shrunk your jeans, it's not bloating. Darn it, I must have put them on an inferno setting in the dryer ... please forgive me. What? I forgot to get Oreo's to top the chocolate ice cream drowning in Hershey's syrup? Well it's only 11:00 at night, I could get dressed and run out to Meijer's for you! No that's not a pimple, it must be dirt spots on the mirror ... here, let's get out of this dirty bathroom!"

Hey Cait, there is a new diner in town ... PLEASE check it out:

10 comments:

sandi said...

I loooooove Caitlin! xoxoxo Aunt S.

sandi said...

P.S. to Cait....meet ya at the diner LOL

Michael said...

I'm glad I have a penis.

MJB said...

Like mother, like daughter?

Oh, The Joys said...

Oh, I'm looking forward to the teen years!!

Stepping Over the Junk said...

this is too funny. i got a great email about PMS and maxipads, and posted it on my blog (march,16th, titled "Right on") It is hilarious if you havent seen the email going around yet

Sornie said...

Judging from my at home experiences with the wife, this is dead on.

Beth said...

sometimes I wish I had a penis.....

Nancy said...

lol Beth ... too funny


sornir ... at least this is my daughter, she WILL be moving out, *sigh* you have this THEN change of life to deal with in your house! *smiles*

soj ... yes, I read that PMS letter, hilarious! (and true!)

Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL! That is just so funny because it is just so true!