Granny, you've been such a *V.I.P.
No **V.P.L. for anyone to see.
But Victoria's here, to be my hip hugger,
You had to go, replaced by another.
New bright colors I brought from the store,
To replace your dull beige stashed away in my drawer.
So off you go, out to the trash,
Making room in here for my new stash.
Granny it's time, you've done no wrong,
Maybe you'll recycle, return as a thong.
* Very Important Pantie
** Visible Pantie Line
12 comments:
You crack me up!
I hate granny panties.
Dixie: lol, I hate grannies too, but I hate even more, fat asses that wear bikini's or thongs that show through pants or skirts. Pantie lines should never show. I hope you are feeling better =)
You're a riot.
I'm a hip hugger girl myself.
LOL! The last line is hilarious.
tee hee hee
victoria is my homegirl
welcome to the cool panty club!
Now I'm trying to decide which has a higher "EEEeewwwwww factor": huge fat asses with VT(thong)L or huge fat assses with no VPL at all because that usually means no panties at all.
(Vickie's got some nice panties!)
Robin: Yeah, hip huggers are my thing too.
Corky: all in jest, hee-hee-heee
Biddy: Indeed, mine have always been VS, just some rode around the waist instead of the hips =) I just couldn't wear strings when they made better floss, lol
Jami: You get my point, lol
"cept, I didn't get VPL with panties that were higher ... proof I had a fat ass!
PS. NO panties usually show cellulite pucker ... thats a HUGER EEEEEwwwwwwwwww factor!
Funny, I love to replace my underwear on a regular basis. Congrats again on your weight loss.
sounds like some smelly times ahead...you know, in the crack and all...
I didn't know you were so poetic.
visible panty line...thats funny!
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