Friday, August 10, 2007
Granny, you've been such a *V.I.P.
No **V.P.L. for anyone to see.
But Victoria's here, to be my hip hugger,
You had to go, replaced by another.
New bright colors I brought from the store,
To replace your dull beige stashed away in my drawer.
So off you go, out to the trash,
Making room in here for my new stash.
Granny it's time, you've done no wrong,
Maybe you'll recycle, return as a thong.
* Very Important Pantie
** Visible Pantie Line