Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Analyze This (or not)

The following were search terms that brought people to my blog:

  • Bruised Banana
  • Boob Light
  • No Boys Allowed
  • Blue Martini
  • Boob Chain
  • Hip Hugger
  • Chin Burn From Making Out
  • 40 Pound Watermelon
  • Pete Of All Trades
  • Dominatrix
Do I have an incognito kinky porn site here?

And for the heck of it, here's a Trojan ad that was on the back of a restroom door. A warning to women trolling in the bars:

And yes, I use my time wisely while peeing ... I took this photo.

(I know, using kinky, porn and Trojan will bring more kooks!)


John said...

I think "boob chain" was me.

; )

Kellan said...

That picture is hysterical - HA!

Have a good afternoon, Nancy - see you - Kellan

delmer said...

Perhaps you'd be so kind as to take a Sharpie with you and start putting my phone number on the stall doors in the ladies' room.

Ree said...

You bruised the banana with a 40-lb watermelon?

Girlfriend, we gotta talk. ;-)

Mrs. G. said...

Well, I know I come over here for the boob light.

Susan said...

I just happened upon your blog, and reading past blogs, read the one about pit bulls. My son has the most lovable pit bull. Gets along great with our 2 yellow labs when we babysit. I agree they get a bad rap. But you have to give me the number to the picture that is the true American Pit Bull. I am so curious.

Gnightgirl said...

Multi-tasking, I love you for that! I did, btw, just imagine you peeing. Your fault.

Anonymous said...

Hi Marie,

Looks like the pigs are having a great time.

Mr B

Linda and her Twaddle said...

I get the following searches leading to my blog - "sister in law trouble" and "silky knicker stories" and "how to squeeze a blind pimple". They are the most common.

Not quite as trashy as yours.

slackermommy said...

I love it! I get a lot of boob googles since I obviously write more about my boobs than I think. Some of mine are disturbing though. There are some sickos out there!

Michael said...

Somebody googled "art van mattress slightly used" and stumbled upon my blog. I hope they reconsidered after reading my post.

I just added Feedjit about 2 weeks ago...I had no idea you could track all your visitors like that.

Audubon Ron said...

Yeah, you're ask'in for it.