Analyze This (or not)

The following were search terms that brought people to my blog:

• Bruised Banana
• Boob Light
• No Boys Allowed
• Blue Martini
• Boob Chain
• Hip Hugger
• Chin Burn From Making Out
• 40 Pound Watermelon
• Pete Of All Trades
• Dominatrix
  

Do I have an incognito kinky porn site here?

And for the heck of it, here's a Trojan ad that was on the back of a restroom door. A warning to women trolling in the bars:


And yes, I use my time wisely while peeing ... I took this photo.

(I know, using kinky, porn and Trojan will bring more kooks!)