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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Video Dating Service

"bring our truck back
and bring our house back"

His plea's to get his girlfriend back.
Can't make this chit up!


13 comments:

Maddy said...

For shame. I don't know who I feel more sorry for, him or her!

It's actually far more difficult to make a video than I ever thought.
Cheers

San said...

"let's give an egg and sperm to your sister...she could be fat, she could put up with it...a kid could bring us food & beer..."

WTF? I can see why Janice left...

lis said...

OMG, run Janice run..., since they were 16 oyee.... Wonder if they are cousin's? Just a thot...

delmer said...

Man. Is that real? Or a paradoy? I hurt for the guy just a little.

"Best boobs ever." Do women go for that?

Wait. I need to know if there is any way at all I can use his tape as a training video. If any of that (past "you're beautiful and I love you" ... which seems sort of heavy for building a new relationshiop) is what a woman wants to hear, I may be taking the wrong approach.

And I can't dance, so that bit at the end is certainly out.

I did like the part about kids bringing him food. Somebody needs to tell him not to have children based on that ... he'll be sorely disappointed.

Sherry said...

This whole thing starts off with me laughing when he says "we can make this whole thing so I don't sound stupid or nothing right?" and the guys says "oh absolutely". LMAO right there!!!

John said...

Good lord. LOL.

Remind me never to consider Abilene as a relocation possibility.

Gnightgirl said...

I'm dying to know if Janice took him back!

GingerSnaps said...

Oh. Ma. Gah.

He's the man of my dreams! Janice you cain't have him anymore...he's mine all mine!!!!

Cat fight!

Sue said...

To Delmer,

You should know that would work for me.. hehe

About the video,

Ah iz wee todd it

I'd be VERY surprised if Janice took him back. wow.

Greg C said...

I like the part about her being "healthy and not all skin and bones" That brought a tear to my eye. I think they make the perfect couple and one day I hope they get back together and have little moron babies. This guy is so thoughtful. I am sure he will soon come up with the idea of getting her sister pregnant himself just so his sweet woman doesn't have to go through the ordeal of donating an egg. I am sorry, I need a moment to collect myself, LOL

Karl said...

Wow, that guy is just, wow.

Mz. Nesbit said...

so funny!

Audubon Ron said...

The boy needs to be on some serious psychotropic drugs and monitored to make sure he is not a danger to himself or anyone else.