High eye Spy

I posted before about my Uncle Fester Eyes.

I can't find anything that helps with my bags, puffiness, and dark circles.

I opened the cabinet in my bathroom to put my new eye cream in and staring back at me was this:


This is just part of my effort. Monthly, I pitch a couple products that either irritated my eyes or just doesn't work. Not that any of the other stuff works, but the older ones have to go to make room for the newer "miracles".

So, as I photographed the lot, I spied something else in the cabinet.

My body lotion.

Perhaps my eyes are all messed up because these creams are just getting a contact high from this lotion.