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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

and just one more Grammy thing...

Oh, the irony. First, her team finally convinces her to get her crack-ass into rehab and just as quickly tries to get her a visa to come perform at the Grammys.

Although I am glad it was denied, I had to wonder how we can let terrorist slip through the whole visa system, but Amy ... no-no-no-no ... she's stopped before she can get out of the dentist chair with her new tooth. [At the last minute, too late to make the trip here, her visa was okay'd]

So plan B goes into effect. Let her perform via satellite. Brilliant, let her out of rehab so she can perform and get an award for her hit "Rehab".
* excuse me a minute while I scratch my head*
And then continues on by entertaining us with "You Know I'm No Good", her other hit.

Don't get me wrong, I think she has a great voice, really. A sexy, sultry, bluesy sound. Others must agree, because she in fact did win a total of five Grammys.

The award show may have inspired her to get new teeth, comb that rats nest beehive in place and she was polite. She did remember to send love and thanks out to her husband Blake ... or as Amy said my "incarcerated Blake".

I hope the night of musical success was just the shot-in-the-arm (yeah, I took the cheap pun) she needs to get her life back together.

I must be a "mom" because I want to get her a haircut/style, a bath, a manicure and pedicure, fix the rest of the teeth and some decent clothes. I'd ban her from getting anymore tats and feed that girl three square meals, each with a side of chocolate. And I'd try to keep her butt in rehab, I'd say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that what management teams are for?

Good luck Amy. You have potential and were given a brass ring on the merry-go-round of life, don't fall off, just enjoy the ride.


Wasn't she pretty before she discovered the ugly crack pipe?

9 comments:

San said...

I love Amy's "sexy, sultry, bluesy sound". She has so much talent and potential. I hope she gets it together and doesn't waste her life away on drugs and deadbeats. Fame must be a tough thing for young people to handle. There are too many sad situations right now.

Ree said...

She was gorgeous. And I'll never understand the hair. Never.

Jami said...

Although I don't have any, I can appreciate good tats. But Amy's? I think she got some other crack-head to ink them. Not so good ... not good at all. But I guess they go with her hair.

hottdog said...

at first i kinda liked her and her look. i thought it was better than say, the paris hilton's britney spears's. however, i don't believe in rewarding people who are bad. what kind of message are we sending to our youth? it's ok to smoke crack and be strung out cause you'll still win 5 grammy's?
but i guarantee she'll be long gone by this time next year. and we'll sit around going "hey-do you remember that chick with the rats nest/beehive?"
lol...

Sherry said...

I agree with you (except I've never heard this woman sing -- looking at her is enought to put me off). I'm a mom too -- and if this was my daughter I'd be doing everything I could to help her clean up her act.

Thing is, people want to see this kind of meltdown stuff. We have become a society obsessed with the need to know how bad things are for other people -- and then we reward them for their outrageous lifestyle choices.

Is it these people or those of us in society who are "sick"??

I loved your advice to this young woman...

Beth said...

she really was a pretty girl...too bad. and that Crack diet is wicked....

Joan said...

I had only seen her current state. I was shocked to see her earlier pictures when she didn't have that hair and was more filled out.

Mrs. G. said...

Oh my God, I can't believe the difference between the two. I am blown away.

suchsimplepleasures said...

what a major difference...the before and after pics! wow!
i have NEVER heard a single song of hers. just hearing so much about her has completely turned me off to her.