It was just going to be some painting, but you know how that goes. New window treatments, new pictures and wall hangings, and one thing leading to another.
*Yeah, add the basement project to the mess.
Anyway, when I was prepping the hall, living room and kitchen before painting, I took down some of the ceiling lights. Two in the hall and one above the front door. They look very similar to this:

When they came down,
Caitlin said: "Eww, I'm glad you're replacing them."
Me: "Well, I hadn't thought of replacing them, I was just going to clean them and put them back up after painting."
Caitlin: "They remind me of boobs."
Now it's time to put them back up.
I can't. They remind me of boobs.
I started looking on line for flush mounted ceiling lights.
:::: Most look like boobs ::::

Maybe recessed? Any suggestions?

