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Friday, October 3, 2008

Invest Weiser

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.


*thanks Liz