If you just so happen to be eating shrimp alfredo fettuccine
and can't finish it,
and can't finish it,
do not,
I repeat DO NOT allow this
or this
to finish it for you.
I repeat DO NOT allow this
or this
to finish it for you.
The next morning, while sitting on the couch, one sitting on either side of you, you will become W I D E awake and will not need to curl your hair for the day. You will bolt off the couch at a speed unmeasurable to mankind.
The double whammy of gas, motivated me to get showered and out of the house this morning ASAP. I can only imagine what I'll come home too. First, I'll be stopping at the store for industrial strength air freshener.
