- Bruised Banana
- Boob Light
- No Boys Allowed
- Blue Martini
- Boob Chain
- Hip Hugger
- Chin Burn From Making Out
- 40 Pound Watermelon
- Pete Of All Trades
- Dominatrix
And for the heck of it, here's a Trojan ad that was on the back of a restroom door. A warning to women trolling in the bars:
And yes, I use my time wisely while peeing ... I took this photo.
(I know, using kinky, porn and Trojan will bring more kooks!)
12 comments:
I think "boob chain" was me.
; )
That picture is hysterical - HA!
Have a good afternoon, Nancy - see you - Kellan
Perhaps you'd be so kind as to take a Sharpie with you and start putting my phone number on the stall doors in the ladies' room.
You bruised the banana with a 40-lb watermelon?
Girlfriend, we gotta talk. ;-)
Well, I know I come over here for the boob light.
I just happened upon your blog, and reading past blogs, read the one about pit bulls. My son has the most lovable pit bull. Gets along great with our 2 yellow labs when we babysit. I agree they get a bad rap. But you have to give me the number to the picture that is the true American Pit Bull. I am so curious.
Multi-tasking, I love you for that! I did, btw, just imagine you peeing. Your fault.
Hi Marie,
Looks like the pigs are having a great time.
Mr B
I get the following searches leading to my blog - "sister in law trouble" and "silky knicker stories" and "how to squeeze a blind pimple". They are the most common.
Not quite as trashy as yours.
I love it! I get a lot of boob googles since I obviously write more about my boobs than I think. Some of mine are disturbing though. There are some sickos out there!
Somebody googled "art van mattress slightly used" and stumbled upon my blog. I hope they reconsidered after reading my post.
I just added Feedjit about 2 weeks ago...I had no idea you could track all your visitors like that.
Yeah, you're ask'in for it.
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